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Beyonce is pregnant again

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:54:56 +0100

I’m trying to formulate a joke about how they finally learned how to use it/what it’s for, but I don’t have the emotional/intellectual capacity this morning.

Feel like this would be a better Twitter post, but it would stand out from my usual business-oriented crowd-sourcing bullshit.

I liked Marina and the Diamonds before you even hit puberty

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:36:00 +0100

I was gonna say something funny. And then I didn’t, because I probably forgot.

Oh.

No.

In other news, I’m off my juice cleanse, and I feel no different, except I probably broke the world record for thinking about food yesterday, because I’m pretty sure in my hungry haze I made reservations at at least 4 places for this week.

Oh also, if you’re following me, and you have “teen” anywhere in your blog description, you might as well not follow me, because this is where your teenage dreams come to die in a one-to-one with reality. So you might as well stay and watch and learn some valuable lessons and then your mascara bill goes down tremendously, because you can’t be bothered to cry. Just saying. (Unless you’re a teen porn tag, in which case, I don’t even know. They better be over 18.)

Liveblogging being asked out over Facebook

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:25:00 +0100

2:00 PM I don’t know who this is. Well, I do know, kind of, I think we met once. I don’t know how tall he is, I can’t tell from the pictures.

2:22 PM I think I just said no to beer. And brazilian restaurants.

2:23 PM My God, I don’t want to date everyone ever in general, no

2:24 PM Can’t tell if I just lost all my social skills/sex drive or if I actually just plain forgot what human interaction is

2:25 PM He’s is a relationship. Dude, it says so right there on your profile.

2:26 PM I don’t care, I leave in two weeks. Two weeks. You’d think people would leave me alone.

2:27 PM What actually goes through a person’s mind when he does things like that?

2:37 PM Should I be flattered that he’s Brazilian, because Brazilian women are hot?

When in doubt, wear lipstick

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:22:52 +0100

And always doubt.

Memento

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:16:15 +0100

Вы были мне приятны

Пускай Вас ждали дома

Ласки, водка и тонкие ноги

А со мной Вам было просто “хорошо”

Старейте и знайте

Что мне тоже

Было

Хорошо

Fast fast

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:53 +0100

People need to feel real hungry

Every once in a while

To clear up some things

To know that you can die

To know that you will die

One day

I drift off to sleep

Where my hungry dreams take me

Down dark dark dark roads

And lightless valley

And I wake up thinking Oedipus

And I wake up thinking Ugo

And I wake up thinking nothing at all

Because I wake up alone

But still likable.

Tit for Tat

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:25:36 +0100

The glorious morning when your mother emails you an image of a penis made out of sand and asks for pictures from the Amsterdam sex museum in exchange.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how hungry I am on this juice cleanse, which considerably lacks...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:35:25 +0100

Can we take a moment to appreciate how hungry I am on this juice cleanse, which considerably lacks juice, I think.

Old-School Friend

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:41:00 +0100

I have this friend

We broke my bed once

And then didn’t talk for a while

And now there’s that “I miss you”

With no reason or sense

And it put me in a warm

And homelike place that’s filled with kindness

And now, well, now

Now I just don’t know

Which vinyl to give him

Some of my friends are gems and deserve your ear.

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:37:55 +0100

Some of my friends are gems and deserve your ear. :

Live Technology broadcast from Hadi Adel

"Я не плоха к вам, но вы мне надоели. Я прошу, верни меня"

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:04:53 +0100

“Я не плоха к вам, но вы мне надоели.
Я прошу, верни меня”

- Земфира

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:58:51 +0100

11:11

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:12:00 +0100

I wish I stopped having nightmares every night and waking up in tears.

Yeah, so if it were up to me, it would be all Eminem and Kanye and Jay-Z and my ass on each of their...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:53:04 +0100

Yeah, so if it were up to me, it would be all Eminem and Kanye and Jay-Z and my ass on each of their albums. From different angles. So you’d have to buy all three to get the picture.

I can be contacted with offers through the ask box. That is all.

History

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:50:54 +0100

Folded and yellow and torn at the edge

Will be the postcards you get

And you will look at them when your life draws to a close

The ones you didn’t lose

And the vague outlines of my image

Will creep your mind

Like spiderwebs

And you’ll know then for certain

That love is not enough

But it can get you through

Sitting on two edges of an ocean.

And the ghost of me

Leaving my perfume on your wife’s clothes

And the occasional voice in the crowd

That startles and turns you

To check

And say excuse me

But isn’t it you

I… am back from Scotland will live in Edinburgh as a young doctor, in one of the houses along...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:24:00 +0100

I…

am back from Scotland
will live in Edinburgh as a young doctor, in one of the houses along the botanic gardens
will take my babies to the National Scotland Museum
will have a Scotch cellar
frowned through a 4 hour train ride. I am smiling now to balance out the face muscles
thought about Canada on the train, or rather, people there
want to go to Karaganda and do a horse mountain trip with some locals
need a good sharp dagger
day dreamed a lot
read over the shoulder of some dude reading an awfully-written long report. contemplated offering to re-write it for a small fee
ran out of money for realsies.
discovered the Polish aisle at Tesco - all the pickled cabbage I love for much, much less
~~feel terribly unloved~~

Freud and Einstein wrote to each other, and you and I write to each other, and this correspondence...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:24:12 +0100

Freud and Einstein wrote to each other, and you and I write to each other, and this correspondence is just as little known. We hide behind letters, they make us sound so much better than we are, and I love your letters so much more than I love you, I think. I don’t know what should be forgiven, and I don’t know what should be cherished and what should be let go.

Exchange blues

Sun, 05 May 2013 23:43:00 +0100

Oh, I am just getting to tired. I can’t hold a thought. I can’t, and don’t have interests, anymore. I sleep all day and am always tired. I eat well, exercise and get plenty of fresh air. I Skype my mom. I maintain a decent appearance. But all I really want is to be lying on a beach, somewhere. Or just lying somewhere, anywhere, with nothing to do. I can’t study. I can’t focus. I can’t remember. I can’t comprehend what I read. When I look at things, I read something completely different from what is there. This is recent, but it’s making my life a little more difficult. I am lonely and I can’t deal with people. I miss my cat.

"No feeling is final"

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:57:42 +0100

“No feeling is final”

- Rainer Maria Rilke

Does anyone want their fortune told?

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:13:22 +0100

My custom, hand-made Tarot deck is gathering dust.